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We come out and say the most random s**t. I just wanted to write them all down. (sorry if you find any offensive :]))

"For serouisness?!"
"Capri sun" "cadbury's what?"
"OH NO! I lost my rapist!" - Ferge.
"What are you doing?!" "Thrusting your breast..." "Carry on" "Your about as useful as a d**k in reverse sometimes Petley ¬_¬" "Im going home to ******** my dog and beat my wife"
""I NEED THE TOILERY"
"My tounge is so long! Id make an amazing lesbian!"
"Oh my lord! you smell like a crack head!"
"oh my god, are you gay? Does your boyfriend know?!" "no! ill go tell him!"
"I walked my a cow of fields"
"Come and play with my erection please!"
"why are you laying in the bath?" -is sick on self- "i see..." -
"THERE IS A CAT IN MY EYEEEE!"
"Cola? Come here you brown watery goodness!"
"Petley? It sounds like an STD ¬_¬"
"s**t, i forgot my legs..."
"Omg! For a second! I thought i was Justin Timberlake!"
"Oh my lord, that boy flows like crumble"
"no one knows its a wig, unless they have eyes"

I cant be bothered to write the others. Add some if you like :]