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FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRiENDS: Call your parents Dad/Mum

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRiENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste stuff."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk rubbish to the person who talks rubbish about you.
REAL FRiENDS: Will knock them right out

FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did
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