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Well, I almost lit myself on fire last night. I was at the party I was going to, and one of the hostesses, thought it would be cool, if I carried a torch to her, becuase I never live on the edge. I grabbed it out of the ground, walked around the pool, and was about a foot away from her, and the wick exploded, and a fireball, shot up into the air, about a inch away from my face. I then proceded to throw it at the lawn chair, and catch the grass on fire. My mom came running over, with the hose, and said, how do you turn this on? My friend Clay, jumped out the back door, and sated at it, and went; "Holy s**t..."
I jumped into the pool, becuase I was on fire. Later that day, I got high off the chlorine, and dizzy, and I passed out in the pool. I almost drowned. Then, when I got better, my friend hit me in the head, with a watter polo ball. The rough kind.
Knocked me out again. I was fine till the end of the night, until when we were doing the prank calls. We called this Lacy's (Girl who was there) brother's cell phone, and his girlfriend answered. The first time, it was my friend Clay who did it. He was like; "I am Lacy's boyfriend. Yeah, I want to beat the s**t out of David! (Lacy's brother)" And Mellisa (David's girlfriend) was like; "Oh my god! Really! You do know David is strong and all right? Oh my god! When? Where." ^ Example of a total blonde.
Anyways, We hung up the phone after that, and called again, only it was Heather (Lacy's friend) on the phone. "Hello! Yeah, I am David's girlfriend! Who are you, and why are you answering his phone?!" Mellisa- "Oh my god? Totally? I am his girlfriend too!"
Mind you people, she is 17.
They did it from my phone too! When she called back, she is like;
"Who is this?!"
I forgot to block my number.
I answered; "See mousier, This is La Encarne! Awaiting your service mad'am!" I think I was drunk off of Jones Apple Soda.
[.Insanic.Memories.] · Sun Aug 21, 2005 @ 05:59pm · 3 Comments |
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