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-Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.



-Have you ever played leap frog naked ??



-Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!



-Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.



-I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?



-I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?



-I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?



-If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?



-Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.



-Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?



-There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?



-Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?



-You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?



-Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.



-Hi, I like peanut butter, wanna ********?



-I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.



-Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!



-Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.



-What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?



-Are you free tonight or will it cost me?



-Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!



-Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?



-Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?



-Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?



-Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!



-Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?



-I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.



-I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.



-Pardon me, are you in heat?!



-So, you're a girl huh?



-Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.



-You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.



-You make my software turn to hardware!



-Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.



-I'm easy. Are you?



-Excuse me, have I ******** you yet?