Take the Penguin. He's got a real classy costume- you can't beat the tux- but ugh that nose and how many hamburgers more than "too many" did he have? Sure he can deliver a dire whipping with that umbrella, and that's a very respectable feat, but he's so silly looking that he'll always be on the two bit side of the recurring cast. The guys from Batman Begins & Dark Knight have refused to cast him in no uncertain terms. The respectability of his ability is nullified by his image.
Hey, what can I say? American society favors the superficial and that extends to the bad-guy society. Does that seem like a valid enough excuse for my persecution of the ill-dressed? If it's not I can just give you the straight truth: I'm judgmental. However, if the excuse detailed above it good enough for you, I suggest you use that instead. I suggest it with my claws- if you get the picture.
So, in accordance with the statements above, I will announce the items in my sights. They're several articles of clothing around Gaia, and a haircut. I almost have the funding I require to hire that master thei- I mean to buy them. Yeah, yeah- to buy them. I'll have the money to buy them.
And, it's got the classic mustache. Isn't that just killer? I hope you think so.
Total Value: 19,542 Gold, 6,000 Tickets
[Item Information]
Item List:
Short White Socks
Neutral Starter Glam Guy Dress Shoes
Neutral Starter Surfer Guy Shorts
Black Skeleton Gloves
Angel Wing Arm Tattoo
Card Shark Bands
Black Cross Belts
Elegant Snowy Cravat
Wild West Villain's Stache
Lovely Genie Black Embroidered Vest
Eye Bandage
Emo Glasses
Triple Demon Horns
Gray Polar Expedition Thermal Hat
Isn't that mustache just smashing?
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I've got to say that I thoroughly enjoy your use of language in your journal/posts. A query: Do you plan our what you're going to write, or is it simply a straight type-a-thon with the first draft being the final draft, and hardly a use of the backspace key?