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once upon a time, Bill and his friend, Ted were fishing in A boat.
''i still cannot figure out why you like fishing, bill.'' said Ted.
''you think something bad is always going to happen, stop being so ridiculous.'' said Bill. ''well I'm sorry i have a family to attend to every day of my life...'' said Ted.
''It's still not normal to be so paranoid! Let loose. here, have a beer.''said Bill.
''Finally, something we can both agree on!'' said Ted. They both laughed. But unfortunately for them, that day was a bad day for fishing. A big wave fell over the boat, thus drowning them. They clung on the boat for their lives, but it did not help them. The boat was smashed into several pieces. They both prayed that the wave would end, but it just kept coming back. No one ever saw them again. Some thought they were alive trapped on a island, and some knew they were dead. Ted's wife was devastated. She tried killing herself, thinking it was her fault. But her son, john, Age 16, Saved her. She went to rehab for 1 year, and john had nobody to take care of him. So he lived with his grandma, Ellie. Who lived right by that ocean where Ted and Bill died. Every day John would just stare at the merciless ocean, wishing that somehow, he can blow it up, or pollute all of it. But unfortunately, he didn't know what to do. He would just throw rocks into the ocean. sometimes go on a boat, just to dump all of his garbage in the ocean. until one day he saw Ted in the ocean, and the boat tipped over when he was throwing out the trash! ''Please merciful God, spare me!'' cried Johnny. ''I didn't harm anyone, just this ocean that killed my dad!'' And then a miracle happened. As he drowned, some kind of spiritual force saved him and brought him to land. ''W-who are you?'' asked Johnny. ''I am the spirit of this ocean'' said the spiritual force. ''my name is Margarine.'' said the spirit. ''oh, well...'' he didn't know what to say. He has been polluting the ocean, and the ocean saved him in his time of need. He was very embarrassed. ''well, i am so sorry that i polluted you, but you stilled killed my father! why did you do such a thing?'' questioned Johnny. ''because my son. i had to kill him or he would not let you help me.. i want you, to be the king of the ocean!''
me? questioned johnny. But... I cant! wouldn't i drown underwater? questioned johnny.
''not a problem.'' said Margarine. And Margarine gave johnny a pair of goggles with little containers on the sides.
''wow! cool glasses! But, how will they help?''said johnny
''these are goggles. and they are imbued with spiritual powers that will make you have the ability to live underwater''said Margarine.
''they look like they are just normal goggles with oxygen inside the little tubes.''said johnny.
''i knew you would get me on that.''chuckled Margarine.
''but they are pretty powerful. that oxygen... there is infinite oxygen in it. so you never have to replace the tube.''said margarine.
''well,...well,...''thought johnny.
''well will you be the king of the ocean?''questioned margarine.
''...fine... ill do it. my aunt Ellie if hopelessly confused anyway.'' said johnny
and Margarine grabbed johnnys hand and dove into the ocean.
johnny put on the goggles.
''whats your last name anyway?'' asked johnny.
''Margarine...i don't have a last name. '' said Margarine.
''but you can call me Marge for short.'' said Margarine.
''Alright... Marge.'' said johnny.
we were swimming for hours. well, at least it felt that way.
20 minutes went by.
30.
40.
50.
until we were around 10,000 feet below sea level.
''ahhh. here we are. home sweet home...and dont worry about being 10,665 feet underground. your goggles prevent you from getting killed by the pressure.'' said Marge.
''alright..'' said johnny.
''take your throne...'' said Marge.
there were weird looking people. that didn't have legs. wait, they were... Mermaids! i never thought they existed. am i in Atlantis? no... this cant be Atlantis... i looked around. and then i saw two thrones made of sand, as i sat in it. i felt as if i was imbued with a magical force. i felt as if i would live forever. and i also got jabbed in the a**. i got off, and looked at everyone. they were laughing. was i dreaming? no, they were laughing because i sat on a cool looking staff. i could figure out what the symbol meant. but Marge said it was my godly staff of kings. i picked it up, and sat down. And another power came to my senses. i was able to talk to fish. thats why i was talking to a spiritual force names Margarine Stewart Baxter. and the mermaids. i possessed a power i never knew about. i felt like aqua man. i just remembered I'm king, and Marge was my queen. i blushed.
''so... how does it feel to be king...... king johnny the first...''asked Marge
''it feels... incredible...''said johnny.
i looked at my staff. it had the power of thunder and water... the mermaids... the staff... the oceans spirit... everything! i got up, held my staff, and raised it.
''me... king johnny... THE FIRST!!!'' screamed johnny.
two months later...
everything was doing well underwater... i built a palace for my queen and i to sit in.
after i helped an old man rebuild his house, my messenger arrived.
''mi lord, our army is being killed!'' said the messenger.
''they're killing your army!''said the messenger.
''How could this happen?!'' said johnny.
''we are now sure, the shark thing is a mystery'' said the messenger.
''well,how bad is the situation?'' said johnny.
''well, there is only 327 of our soldiers left.'' said the messenger.
''and how many sharks?'' asked Johnny.
''...489... we are outnumbered and need your help.. we don't know how this many sharks can get over by us, but we need your help.''said the messenger.
Johnny grabbed his staff.
''should i send a message to our men? and we already made a new soldier training program. so that might help.''said the messenger.
''tell my soldiers... if they don't make it, they at least died loyal... and that its time to kick shark a**!''
while i was walking into the battlefield, i walked towards margarine,
''how did you die anyway?''i asked.
''long story.'' she said
''come on, tell me.'' i pushed.
''fine... well, 1000 years ago i was fighting the evil mermaid Maroudox, and his army had 3x more mermaids than we had. they killed my army and held me prisoner. after that, he tortured me. he stabbed me, and made me a slave. i was thinking of killing myself, but it was too hard. after 2 months of agony, i finally got away. but it did not matter, because those stab wounds had poison in them. i gathered a army of 40,059, and killed his army. 34,598 were KIA(killed in action), but they died brave and truthful.
after his army was vanquished, i trapped maroudox in a crystal ball. and 1 week later, i died of infection. the gods of rain, sleet, hail, and snow were proud of me for saving the ocean. and revived me as the spirit of the ocean. and 1000 years later, he got out. and we need to kill him. that's why i need YOU to help us.'' said margarine.
''but why me?'' johnny asked.
''because your the son of the spirits them selves!'' said margarine.
''what!?'' yelled johnny.
''how am I the gods son?'' said johnny.
''you know your dad, Ted?'' asked margarine
''yeah, what about him?'' asked johnny.
''Ted stands for Tederanious FIREBIRD, the spirit of Fire and Lava. Your mom was not a spirit, your grandma Ellie was the spirit of Nature. Ellieanne Motch.'' said margarine.
''Awesomeo! really?'' asked johnny.
''yes.'' said margarine.
''my self esteem has really boosted after hearing this!'' cheered johnny.
''but... what are the evil mermaids trying to do?'' asked johnny.
''they were trying to get the your staff for 500 years now. And they will not stop until they get it. we gave the staff to you because you are the son of the gods. and you have have spiritual powers. their army name is called ''the bloodstained blades''. now, lets go kill these damn mermaids!''said margarine.
''what do you mean i have powers?'' asked johnny.
''now is not the time, lets go kill these evil mermaids!'' said margarine.
''I'm right behind you!'' yelled johnny.
when we went to the battlefield, all i saw was dead sharks and mermaids. the evil mermaids are riding the sharks. i got shot at in an instant. so did margarine. and when i ran away. i was in a field of dead mermaids. and i got shot and fell to the floor. the evil mermaids surrounded me. and margarine couldn't help because she was shot down too. and i prayed to live. the evil leader maroudox made his shark bite me in the arm. i was thankful i still had it. and right when the shark was about to eat me whole, a half alive mermaid on the ground saw me in trouble, and stabbed his mystical thunder spear into the sharks head and died. i got up and ran. i shot my staff of water and thunder at maroudox. i thought i shocked him to death, but he teleported behind me and stabbed my right arm. i dropped the staff and tried to grab it, but he took it and called his army back, and they left. i lost the staff, what would margarine say. she couldn't say anything, because she was dead!
''no... she can't be dead...'' thought johnny...
2 months later.
margarine was still in the mercy hospital,
Johnny knew message of her dead was imminent.
and then the doctor came in.
''my son, I'm afraid she has some head trauma, and is losing the battle...'' said the doctor.
''well, what can i do now? i cant save the world now!'' said Johnny.
''perhaps you can...'' said the doctor.
and he handed johnny a small note which said
3498.
''go to that address. up north, about 14 hours to get there. and then tell the man dr. Gimbell sent you. he will help you out.'' said the doctor.
''what, wha-'' i said. but the doctor hit me with a light and i teleported outside of the building.
''that was magic...'' i thought.
and beginned the journey of pollistic mountains.
the first two hours were terrible. It was 13 degrees below 0.
and i had to move fast to be able to survive. i caught a cold, i got blisters, and frost bites. And after that. i saw a sign that said: Warning! Tourists will either die here frozen, or ripped to shreds by pollistics! leave now.
''that's convenient...'' i muttered.
and i remember that name... pollistics.
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FLASH BACK WHEN HE WAS 7
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''gwandma, gwandma! reed me the story again please!'' i yelled.
''OK! OK!''said grandma chuckling.
''it was 991 years ago, when the titanic sunk, and people exploring an uncharted part of the earth died, some people on the titanic survived, but nobody survived at the uncharted part of the earth. and then two tourists saw their dead remains, and a recorder. which said: if anybody finds this, get out of there! i believe this is the north poll we were at, how stupid we were.... we're going to die here. by these pollistics! their big bearlike animals, with poison teeth, and eat human bones!
i plan on jumping in the water and living there. its better than dieing! and then the radio died, and one tourist died by a pollistic. and the other one got away and told everybody.
FLASHBACK OVER
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i guess it was true! i gotta watch out!
and johnny built a table of snow, and used a piece of metal and a rock to make a survival knife. he ran with all his might, and ran into a pollistic. he screamed and jabbed it in the eye. and went off again.
the 7th hour was painful. as i was running out of breath and nerve cells, i got slashed by a pollistic and fell down, i didn't even feel it. and when it tried to claw my face, i stabbed its hand. and cut its throat. i used its white fur to make a blanket.
i needed warmth, or i would die. i used the snow as water, and the roots as food. they were dead roots by the way... i hoped for warmth, put my hand over my heart and held it there, my legs began to be numb. and i fell down. the snow wasn't cold. it was warm! and i didn't feel fold anymore. i started to believe in the magic margarine told me about. and i ran till i got out of there. i was in a village. it took me a hour to find the address, and it was a little warm cabin. i walked in.
''get out!'' the old man hissed.
''i was told to find you'' i said.
''what? by who?'' asked the old man.
''dr. Ginson, uhh dr. Gillbill, dr-'' i said.
''doctor Gimbell?!'' asked the old man, happily.
''yes'' i said.
''i thought he was dead!'' said the old man.
''nope'' i said.
''whats your name?'' i asked.
''dr. Benson.'' said the old man.
''ok'' i said.
''i suppose he sent you here for magic training...'' said dr. Benson.
''you know magic?'' i asked.
''of course i do!'' said dr. Benson.
''how do you think i survived when those pollistics killed my friends and i jumped in the ocean? but i sure miss that video recorder......'' said dr. Benson.
''but the book said you died!''said johnny.
''the book is a lie'' said dr. Benson.
''now let me teach you the ways of magic.'' said dr. Benson.
and so we went into a room with swords, books, and magic equipment.
and i took a sword, and a book. and some glowing armor worn by arch mages.
''you ruined that suit. but you can keep it now'' said dr. Benson.
''now... see that book?'' said Benson.
''yea, what about it. it just has some words printed in.'' said johnny.
''read the second one out loud.'' said Benson.
''koom buy yuah, oom dose tree qu tero menistuota!'' yelled johnny.
and a big fire bolt came out.
''you do have the talent to perform magic!'' chuckled Benson.
''wh-wha? h-how did i?'' asked johnny.
'''you did magic, now please, let me teach you more.'' said Benson
''yes sir!' yelled johnny.
after about 5 months of training, the stances, the words, the book, everything is complete, and it is time i get the staff back.
''do you remember the stance? if you know the stance, then you don't have to say the words!'' said Benson.
''i know! i remember every stance!''said johnny.
fist n' fist.
''try to teleport there.'' said Benson.
''you didn't teach me that stance, master.'' said johnny.
''and you didn't teach me how to make fried chicken, now this is what you do.
first, pull your right leg up.
and throw up your hands.'' said Benson.
''Ok now what'' said johnny.
''now wave your fists around your head and finally jump face first into the ground.'' said Benson.
''what?'' asked johnny.
''just do it!'' yelled Dr. Benson.
as i jumped face first into the ground, i thought i was gonna break my nose, but instead, Benson jumped on top of me, and we disappeared. and then reappeared at the cave of eternal hellfire.
''this is it...''said Benson.
''are you sure your ready?''asked Benson.
''yes''said johnny
doctor Benson teleported back to his house.
as for margarine, when the doctor came back to see her, she was gone.
and for johnny, he looked around. and an army of mermaids were waiting for his command. they were obviously waiting for him to come back.
''... well, this is it. our last battle... the moment we've been waiting for...
if you die, just remember. you died to save our country!'' said johnny. he brought a tear in some of the mermaids eyes.
''lets do this!'' yelled johnny.
and he ran inside the cave filled with rage.
as he was running past the cave, tunnel by tunnel, he got there. and the evil leader, Maroudox, was waiting... Maroudox had the staff for about 6 months now, and finally had all the equipment he needed to upgrade the staff beyond its limits. it could now blow up 1/4th of the earth. he was planning on making it a time limit so he can get away safely. but he forgot that its power would be impossible to get away from, so he was going to kill himself along with 1/4th of the planet. and the staff was in a glass case. the only way to activate the staff now is to either take out the upgrade, or say the national anthem for evil mermaids.
Maroudox started hiding after he saw johnny come in, and Johnny thought they left, so he shot a spell to open the class case, and then used a telekinesis spell to grab it. and then Maroudox smacked him from behind. johnny dropped the staff and fell to the floor. he shot a fireball at Maroudox, Maroudox got injured slightly, and johnny used a wind force spell to push Maroudox away, it worked. Maroudox flew to the other side of the room, and johnny picked up the staff. when he tried to cast a spell on it, he saw the upgrade and cursed loudly, as he tried to rip out the upgrade and failed, he observed it while his army help back Maroudox. it was a very thick orange chip with weird symbols. he tried using magic to get it out, but failed. he did not know of any spell to do that. he tried his best lock picking spell which opens most locks, but it did not work. and so he put it in his back shirt holster, and ran after Maroudox, and used the power of ice to freeze him. and his army stabbed a hole in his left arm. and he defrosted himself, and used a fire force spell to melt most of the mermaids by him, and johnny's army mermaids saw the evil mermaids coming in from behind, and johnny's army held them back.
so it was just Maroudox and johnny. and Maroudox threw a sharpened boomerang at johnny and johnny blocked it matrix style.
> o+,,
and johnny took hold of the boomerang when it came back and threw it at Maroudox, and stabbed his face. Maroudox ran at johnny with super speed and stabbed his stomach, and johnny fell to the floor. when he woke up, the good mermaids defeated the evil ones, but Maroudox killed the good mermaids. johnny knew this because he saw claw wounds in them. as Maroudox was making a potion, johnny found out he was strapped on a table, and the staff was back in the glass case, locked very securely,so that doctor Benson couldn't even open it. johnny struggled to get out, but when he did, he got whipped. so johnny calmed down. and then Maroudox gave johnny a drink. ''drink this.'' said Maroudox in a deep tone.
''go to hell...'' said johnny,
''i do not fear death.'' said johnny.
''then drink this, wussy!'' yelled Maroudox.
johnny took a sip, and he started feeling very ill.
''this poison goes to your arms first, to take your energy, then your legs to take the blood, and then the heart to poison it.'' said maroudox.
''oh god, no. someone please help me!'' yelled johnny.
''i already feel it going to my arms!'' yelled johnny.
and then suddenly while Maroudox was laughing, he got stabbed in the heart by a shadow. and then the shadowy figure used a very great spell to open the glass case, and then took off the upgrade on the staff, and set johnny free. and the shadowy figure gave johnny back the staff, and broke the upgrade.
''who are you?'' asked johnny.
the shadowy figure took his/her hood, and it was margarine!
''how did you get here!?!?'' asked johnny.
''i couldn't let you die... now finish Maroudox.'' said margarine.
''ok! thank you so much!'' yelled johnny.
and johnny walked up to Maroudox, slowly dieing on the floor, and took a mystical war spear and stabbed Maroudox's neck, and then his heart again.
Maroudox made a weird noise, and then died. and johnny spat on his face.
and then johnny sudden fell to the ground.
''help! the poison has gone to my legs!'' yelled johnny.
''what poison?'' asked margarine.
''Maroudox gave me poison and i'm going to die if i don't get it out NOW!'' yelled johnny.
margarine quickly took a knife, and cut both of johnny's legs, and the poison came
out.
''thank you so much! you saved my life!'' yelled johnny.
''nothing to it.'' said margarine.
and all of a sudden, 100 more evil mermaids came in the cave. so margarine and johnny were outnumbered.
johnny took hold of Maroudox's claws, and started clawing away. margarine took out a hidden bow from the back of her armored vest. she gave johnny some heavy metal armor.
''awesome! thanks!'' said johnny.
''no problem. now we have to kill these mermaids.'' said margarine.
margarine shot a arrow into one of the mermaids necks, and the mermaid bled all over its body and fell to the floor.
johnny stabbed a mermaids gill with the claw and it died of suffocation. as 18 mermaids closed in on margarine, she took a sword from the ground, and slashed 5 mermaids necks in a row, and then use a fire spell and melted 7 of the mermaids. and then margarine electrocuted 3 mermaids, and stabbed another in the eye. the last two stabbed margarine in her arm, and she used a spell to heal it. and then she took another sword from the ground and threw both of them at the last 2 mermaids.
johnny thought it looked like fun, and then 20 mermaids closed in on johnny.
johnny used a force spell and killed fourteen of them. he really killed twelve, but then the dead bodies flew on top of 2 of the mermaids and suffocated them. johnny got stabbed in his left leg, and crawled back. as he was crawling, he hit a machine. a grinder. he smiled, healed his leg, and paralyzed 3 of the mermaids. and stabbed two other mermaids in the heart. he picked up the paralyzed mermaids one by one, and put them in the grinder. right before he could grind them up, the third mermaid stabbed his back, and almost hit his spine. johnny shot a freeze spell at the mermaid, and cracked the frozen body in half. and then grinded the other 3 mermaids. he put a cup where the flesh and bone came out, and drank the blood.
he healed his back, and walked up to margarine, they were now back to back. johnny picked up a sword, and margarine put a spell on him.
''what did you do?'' asked johnny.
''i gave you a speed spell, so you can hit way faster'' said margarine.
''thanks.'' said johnny. and then the remaining sixty mermaids closed in on them, and they swung their swords so fast, they chopped off twenty mermaid heads, and cut open 15 other mermaids stomachs. the other ones backed up, severely wounded. and johnny and margarine charged after them. bad idea. 5 of the mermaids were ranging at them, and got both of Johnnys legs, and margarines stomach,left arm, and her right leg. they were both on the ground now.
''well, this is it...'' said margarine, and closed her eyes.
''no, i'm not dieing like this!'' yelled johnny, and he quickly healed his legs, and his rage furiously took over his body. he got up, and punched a hole in a mermaids heart, shot 3 fire bolts at three mermaids, and ripped off another mermaids head.
margarine opened her eyes, and saw johnny in a rage. she healed her leg, and arm. and then she got up. she didn't heal her stomach. and she shot at 10 of the mermaids, and killed them. and johnny took his sword, and sliced 7 of the mermaids necks open. the last three were so scared, that they chopped their own heads off.
and the ocean was safe once again.
margarine and johnny ruled for many years, and then johnny grew fins and 3 tails.
and suddenly one day, johnny was hunting for sharks, and was ambushed!
he was caught in a cage and after 5 days, he starved to death.
and then suddenly johnny woke up in his aunt Ellies house. he looked around for margarine, but she was nowhere in sight. so he went boating in the ocean, and saw his dads dead body again. and then almost drowned. when he woke up, margarine was there.
''ma-margarine?'' asked johnny.
''how do you know my name?'' asked margarine.
''i-i uhh'' said johnny.
''never mind. i came here to tell you something.'' said margarine.
''i want you... to be the king of the ocean!'' yelled margarine
THE END
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''it was just a dream..................''
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