...( Yeah..you'll be confuse anyways...=D And Meemz be the only one to understand it so people if...people are actually reading my journal dont bother with this entry. Thankyou.)
I could still hear it. The clashing of swords...Kenshin's voice....Yeah. That was a really good episode of Rurouni Kenshin the other night. If I do say so myself.
" Aori-Umi....Oi, Baka. Are you listening to me?" Jatsuku said.
If your wondering who Jatsuku is, he's sadly my trainer...note that I said trainer and not master. Saying Master and directing that word to Jatsuku...how horrible would that be? Poor me, I be stuck with an over-sized male ego as a 'master'. Saying master to a guy like that jerk was like...saying master to one of the most people you don't like...exactly, get my point now? Anyway.
" Sure-sure..." I said, as I waved my hand flippantly. By the twitch of his eyebrow I could tell he didn't believe me. Oh...how unfortunate, poor Jatsuku. Tch poor Jatsuku my a**. More like, Haha sucker, I win this round. Did I ever mention that I had three cups of coffee today? Well anyway, I did. Pretty good if I say so myself. Actually grinded the beans myself. Though lately i've been craving for some mocha.
Hmm...oh! There it goes again. Jatsuku's infamous eyebrow. Sheesh what's with this guy anyway? It's as if he doesn't even have patience. Y'know, the world doesn't revolve around you. Remember how I said as if he doesn't have any patience? Well lets just scratch that and edit the phrase a bit. He doesn't have any of some sorts of patience. Period. End of sentence. Voila. Austa La Vesta...by now I believe you get the point, right? Good.
Now I give it about a good three seconds before he starts yelling. Yup...we are on number 2 now right? Ah! I suppose we passed two. Because right now, his mouth was open and moving. But funny thing is that, no words were coming out. Selective hearing...gotta love it. Maybe I should mention that to him. Y'know...give him a little hint that he's wasting his time shouting at me.
" I can see your mouth moving honey, but I can't hear the words." I said quite sweetly, with a smile to boot. Heh, the look on his face was priceless. Damnit, where are those mini-camera(s) when you need 'em?
Oh well. I just suppose there always be a next time...scratch that. Alot of next times. Note to self Ayumi, buy a cellphone. It might come in handy for cases like these. Another note to self don't give May your cellphone number. Or your gonna end up regreting half of the time she calls. Gee, was that a bit mean? Ah who cares. Sure the girl is my bestfriend but afterall awhile of hearing her babble on ( no, im quite serious she babbles so i'm not being directly mean just the truth...honest!) about guys who...quite frankly I didn't know who the hell they were before I was going to this highschool was quite...uh, what's that word? Annoying? Bothersome? Dreadful? ..okay, maybe dreadful was a bit over-due for the word. I work with annoying. Not that Im saying the girl is annoying twenty-four-seven it's just uh...
Change of subject. Boy does Jatsuku looks piss. Would you call me sadistic if I said that makes my day? New goal in life: Bother the hell out of Edogawa. And here May says I have no life. Shame on her for assuming so. Afterall I believe poking fun at my so called 'master' is much funner then go around stalking guys. Yes. I'm serious. The chatterbox actually stalked this one guy. Or well I actually had to tell her that she was stalking the poor guy. Poor girl didn't even realized it was stalking. She accused it of a simple coincidence. Boy was she ever in denial. A little bit delusional lately? I'll say.
" What's the matter Jatsu-honey, Kitty-cat got your tongue?" I teased. This was quite fun. Though sadly, I bet Jatsuku would beg the differ. Beg. Huh, how 'bout that? I actually gotton the word beg and Jatsuku in the same sentence. Go me! Operation: Get Jatsuku and the word beg together in one sentence- Sucess!
" Ayumi !@$$%%#--!!!" Jatsuku yelled, y'know the usually. My name being yelled, and random cusswords after that. Shame, and here I thought rich kids have a bit more manners then cursing at a lady.
Uh...well, as much as I love to stay around in the hallway at the end hours of school I better go. Work to be done...trying to beat sephiroth...speaking of sephiroth now that I think of it Jatsuku looks alot like him. Ah....okay. Lets just hope he isn't hiding a Masume somewheres in his closet. Never can be to careful with these rich kids. Or old ladies. Afterall I'm sure there are more then one case of one going completly nuts and pulling out a pistol from their purse.
Jatsuku suddenly asked," Don't you have swim practice?" A bit to casually for my liking. But yeah. He's right I do. I suppose fighting Sephiroth can wait, right now I better get going to the pool. Though there was something I couldn't shake of Jatsuku's expression. Now what was it? Oh yes. Thats it. He was looking a bit smug...smugger then usually. Meaning he was up to something.
" What did you do Jatsu-honey?" I asked sounding suspicious. You really can't blame a girl right? And the honey thing. It just annoys the hell out of him, thats the only reason for his nickname...honest! Uh...question, is it a bad thing that he looked as if he was hiding something behind his back? Well...the good thing about this is at least I know it isn't a certain sword...afterall, Jatsu-honey has to be at least more saner then me. Not that I hide swords behind my back. Nu uh of course not! What do I look like to you? Some kind of hellion? Hmm...okay, maybe that wasn't really fair question.
Back to the point. Operation Jatsuku 008: What is Jatsuku hiding behind his back like a little kid? Awnser: Some pink bathing suit that looked alot like the swim-teams design....oh. Well thats what he did. Naughty, naughty boy. Somehow, I just suddenly gotton the wrong image. Eitherway, this is the part when I'm suppose to be piss. Hold on a second okay?
"...Jatsuku !@$$%%# --!!!" Heh, Aori-Umi: 121- Jatsu-Honey: 0. I win! Now...by the way of how many cusswords I said, I beat him by one. Okay, thats a bit petty I admit. But hell I said more then him, so that means I win even if it was one more. Here just because im not that petty I add one more, " You idiot! Thats my ******** bathing suit!" See! I said it.
" Give the girl a golden bat." Was his smart remark. Grrr...I show him golden bat! Little Slugger Ayumi. I kinda like the sound of that. Heh, better run fast Edogawa. Slugger Aori-Umi in on the case! ....okay, maybe I edited that a bit. It would of sounded better as Detective but...oh well. Then again who really cares?
....Exactly.
That reminds me. Maybe I did exgerrated on the scoring...only a little though! Thats all! Really. Scouts honor!...Hmm...maybe I can do Aerith a favor and grab a staff and whap the sephiroth-look-alike a few times. Hard choice. Bat or staff? I rather go for the guns...Vincent is quite smart in my option. No need for him having to get to close to the enemy. Now that I think 'bout it Yuffie is also. Giant Boomerangs are so the style nowadays. Plus long distance and stuff. Yup...I believe its time for me to start chasing Edogawa now. Y'know...the casual running down the hallways shouting random cusswords...all in a days work I'll say.
By the way, For the record. I am not a girl scout. How 'bout that? =D
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