Some crooks break their way into a bank vault and find hundreds of safes. They open the first safe and the only thing they find in there is a vanilla pudding. The head crook says, "I'm hungry." So they eat the pudding. They open up the second safe and there's another vanilla pudding. So they devour it too. Safe after safe, no money, only pudding. After all the safes had been opened, they were starting to feel ill from all that pudding. "Well," they say, "we didn't get any money, but at least we won't have to buy dinner tonight!" The next day on the news they hear: "Yesterday the biggest sperm bank in the world was robbed..." smile arrow biggrin arrow lol
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