Two unemployed men are bumming around town when Bob says, "I'd really like a night on the booze, but I don't think $2 is gonna stretch that far." Jake replies, "Alright. I've got a plan. We start with buying a hotdog." Bob asks quizzically, "And how is that going to help?" Jake replies, "Well, we get the hotdog and throw away the roll. Then I'll take the sausage and put it down my pants and we go to a bar. We order some drinks, and when the bartender asks for his money, I'll pull down my zipper. You drop to your knees and act like you're having a real good time down there, and the barkeeper will throw us out, and we won't have to pay." Bob agrees. So they go into a bar, order some drinks, and gulp them down. When the bartender says, "That'll be $8.50," Jake drops his pants and pulls out the sausage. Bob drops to his knees. The bartender immediately throws them out of his bar. The two then visit several more bars, pulling off the same trick. After the seventh bar Bob finally says, "Buddy, we've gotta stop this. My knees are killing me!" Jake replies, "You think that's bad, I lost the sausage after the third bar." rofl
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