alright y'all, face it. every one of us has been somewhat (if not very) depressed since the day 8th grade ended. and we've pretty much remained in that state for over three months now. soooo...in the interest of making us all feel better, and hopefully accepting these huge and dramatic changes...i have compiled a list of perfectly valid reasons why every last one of us should be at least a tiny bit more cheerful. OBEY OR DIE. -at least by next summer, if not sooner, we shall all be together again. (this is pretty much what gets me up in the mornings) -candy always tastes yummy. if nothing else, at least the candy never changes. -when we all learn how to drive in a little over a year, think how awesome it'll be to go wherever we please. -somebody, somewhere has probably thought you were dead sexy. even if it's that drunken hobo lying in the gutter. -taking a shower will always make you feel better. proven fact. -sleeping naked makes you wake up happy. wink -go outside at night and look up at the stars and the moon. remember that if you can't be near someone, you'll always see the same stars and moon no matter what. -turning on the radio and unexpectedly hearing your favorite song often helps. -write a whole bunch of letters (NOT emails) to your friends. getting regular mail is like an early christmas when everyone's bored and lonely. -start a rumor. yes, slightly evil, but if it's harmless and not insulting and you know the person won't get mad, then it's fun to see how it catches on. one of my favorite pastimes.(i can hear your growling, alex) -if all else fails, think about the first time you'll have sex. yes, i'm serious. picture all the intricate details and everything...never fails to put me in a good mood. 3nodding
Brittastiq · Sat Sep 17, 2005 @ 08:58am · 6 Comments |