 |
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
Ninjas vs. Pirates
Hey y'all. You might be wonderin', which side do I choose? Oh, you weren't. That's not very nice! Here I am, bearing my soul, and you didn't even care! Well, just grin and bear it, cause I'm tellin' you anyways. pirate s beat ninja s. I got facts to prove it. Pirates have the Flying Spaghetti Monster on their side, while ninjas just got their own sneaky selves. I doubt onis help them, if y'all are trying to argue. Not even Lum.What's the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You don't know? It is a god. He created the Earth after getting incredible drunk, and messes with carbon-dating, in order to make scientists look silly when they dinosaur fossils are quite old. The truth is that the FLying Spaghetti Monster planted them there. He looks like this:  Interested in learning more? Just ask me, I'll fill ya in.
|
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
