Is she hiding behind Balzor?
No, it looks like Balzor's itemless.
Whoops, let's try again.
What about Lechuga?
He seems to be wearing a thing or two but.. oh, very few posts.
And, as for Vaginal, she's got a yeast infection so Diana's sticking away from her.
Yeacch.
xP
So where is she really?
Oh, Lord, I believe we have found her.
She is hiding behind a newbie account by the username of kotomi--mitsu; in short, k--m.
How terrible!
She just up and abandoned her beautiful underscore and lovely post count.
And it is such a cruel fate that lays ahead for k_m.
She might never see another item in her inventory again!
And how could an item lover accept the "You have no items. Click here to go to the store and purchase some!" message that always coldy stares when one tries to find an item?
I don't see the possibility of one having the ability to do so.
Thus, the question remains:
Who should get the items and privilege of being the main account?
The original k_m or the mimicing newbie?
The higher, more stable post count or the pathetic "just over 500"?
2004 or 2005?
That is the question.
Surely you must be able to see how it pains me to have left.
How the low post count that could only hope to match my own weakly rises.
And, worst of all, the questiong left hanging in the air by a n00bish idiot: "how did u get all of thos itumz wen u joined dis month?"
The month, by the way, was September.
I hope to be back soon, very soon.
As soon as I reach my final decision, I shall begin the numerous trades to restock my inventory.
As I do all of these things, I think not of my friends, but of my post count which is the only thing I care about on Gaia as of this moment.
But, of course, I always will love my friends.
Always and forever,
kotomi_mitsu
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Always knew something like that was going to happen... sweatdrop
The question on my mind is when or if k_m comes back...
what's going to happen to k--m? surprised gonk
k--m's post count is rising, pretty fast if I do say so. 3nodding
I like the year 2004... but I also like the year of 2005. gonk
Which ever you choose I will love. heart
- Elliott