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I am proclaiming myself: so dork. When I got home from work today I unlocked the door as usual. I decided I am really ******** hungry, remembered ground beef in the outside freezer and went out to get it. What I forgot was that I had locked the door on my way in from arriving home, and when I tried to get back in the door was locked. So I get to stand outside for a moment with a pack of cigarettes, a cell phone and a pound of ground beef. I realized I wasn't going to be able to call anyone to help, because the 2 people that have keys other than mine which were sitting in the house were either at work or in class. I went to the front door, it was locked, and then I realized there is an air unit in the front window, so all I had to do was push it in, and climb in. I didn't get anything to boost myself up, so I had to nearly jump in, and while making a lot of noise, when I'm half in and my a** is sticking out of the window, some little kid noticed and went and told his brother that I was breaking in. Hopefully no one will notice or try to call the cops, it was done in broad daylight, but I figured a story that makes me look this stupid was too good to pass up making public knowledge.