It all started when I was a young pup....
AVAST! The seven seas were no match for the adventuous Cap'n Black! He sailed the globe burying treasure of lollipops and candy corn for all the world's children to hunt for therefore making the next generation fat and uneducated due to the lack of schooling while at sea, throughing the world's population into chaos!
And so it was... The Day Before Yesterday. Johnny was the last person able to count farther than four and he was also a ninja hunter! He used his lasers and mothball shooter to rid the world of pimples and red-heads. Oh, those gingers were the scurge of the planet, their freckles and red hair gave all the young gerbils nightmares! Their nefarious scheme was to rule the world using enslaved cockroaches and peanut butter! They were planning to cut off our lunch meat supply and flood the world with junk mail! But the heroic CAPTAIN GOOBERSMUT came to the rescue. Using his ferocious bark and with a wag of with cotton-tail CAPTAIN GOOBERSMUT saved the day and order was restored to the Force.
THE END
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I ramble on and on when I get bored. Often turns turns out to be completely random and inspirational. Enjoy my insanity.
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