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Paranoid Room/House Mate

This guy is the most paranoid person I know. And I know a fair amount of paranoid people too. To start off with, this guy owns four guns. Which he keeps load, chambered, and the safeties off. One of which he sleeps with over his pellow. He has two shotguns, only because he bought ammo that wouldn't work in his first one, so he had to go and buy another one for the ammo. Two hand guns, a 9mm and 38 snabnose, just because his dad told him too.

He has these guns because he is paranoid that someone is going to come and kick the door to rob the house. Well there are a few reasons why that would happen here and why that just stupid.
Reason number one: we don't live within city limits, we live just outside where not to many people are going to go to rob someone.
Reason number two: we live right next to two shipping yards, which have cameras pointed in the direction of our house.
Reason number three: no one is stupid enough to rob a house with the people at home.
And Reason number four: no ones is going to use the front door. There are other ways to get in to the house and they are a lot easier then the front door.

He is also paranoid because his dad is really paranoid. Paranoid parents tend to raise paranoid kids. His dad make him but that one gun because Obama was elected president and he also made him renew his passport and get a conseled weapons permit. All because now that Obama is president they're going to had to do armed escorts to the stores. The passport in case they had to flea the country because of Obama is president.

Wow what paranoid people. I dought things are going to be that bad.