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todays subject...fire, life, pointless brething
TOday class, we are going to learn about just how pointless life is (maily cuz we live on a sphere(you migh get that, you might not)). Now life is obviously pointless because even if we come up witrh something nifty or important like say a new sport, a cure for cancer, or maybe a new type of utensil it will only prolong ;peoples death which is coming no matter what. and something happenes because its supposed to, wether it be because you're life is meant to be a warning to others, or because of doom, it doesn't matter, because we all die and die and die. if we didnt need to reath polution would matter less and breathing is kinda stupid anyway. its an effortless task we do for our whole lives and the only reason we do it is to once again prolong our death...but hey, whatever. fire is kinda weird, it gives off heat and light which only help us in prolongy our death....it , just like us, for some f***ing stupid reason needs to breath....its almost as if its alive...only so it can eventually be killled be water with is made up of air and some other nifty thing with a stupid poitless name that some smart a** genius (irony there) decided was kinda clever....and remember p***s is an adjective....thats all for today folks. your homework is to write until you no longer breath.....let us all bow down to the awesome that is eeyore ( the donkey from Winnie the Pooh ( which is a foofin gay name(winnie the pooh of course) ) )yay for parenthesis in parenthesis in parenthesis.....hope you all learned how to blink this evening and never trie to roast a watermelon.
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