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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Posted by: stevetheamericanvampire Wed Dec 10, 2008 @ 08:49pm

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Bison's a** is mine.

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Commented on: Wed Dec 10, 2008 @ 08:49pm


	They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s**t from anybody.

Commented on: Wed Dec 10, 2008 @ 08:51pm


	Chuck Norris doesnt sleep. He waits.

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Commented on: Wed Dec 10, 2008 @ 08:52pm


	Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

Commented on: Wed Dec 10, 2008 @ 08:53pm


	The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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