Hay, back. From Holiday. With Parents, Sister, Sister and Brother.
To 'Center Parcs - Oasis Whinfell' (making sure to say in a dreamy oasis-y type of voice) near Penrith. In England.
Which is like 'WE TAKE YOUR CARS AND ABANDON YOU IN A BIG FOREST WITH ONLY A BIKE, SWIMMING POOL COMPLEX AND SPORTS HALL TO KEEP YOURSELF AMUSED! : D'.
Not too bad though.
Apart from when Mother forced Sister and I to get up at 8.30am and cycle to the Sports Arena, so as to do yoga. We were like 'Neugh!' and 20 minutes into the yoga, there was a big thump, and Sister landed on the floor, all faint-y.
Then, only like 10 minutes after her, my eyes started going all cloudy, and I was like rubbing them, but it wasn't working and then everything went all cloudy and the lady was taking me over to the side.
Where she ordered me to lie on the floor, with Mother holding my legs in the air, so as to let blood go to my head. gonk
So yeah, we both fainted during yoga, most likely due to lack of breakfast, and, according to the lady, being teenagers. O:!
And then the next day, Sister fell off her bike onto Brother. And he got a chipped tooth, big puffy lip, grazed face, bruise ankle and cut hand.
And we were all like 'Aww! Must serve hand and foot!'.
And he was all like 'Aww! Serving me hand and foot! I love you! Here, have a plastic medal that says 'Winner!' on it!'
And he gave Sister a broken piece of his toy, and other Sister the rest of his lollipop.
I got the best present though. <3 cool
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