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Robert:1; Government teacher:-17489323762 |
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] So I stroll into my Government classroom and notice some lame essay assignment and go "Oh F word", so eventually we get around to notes with a bunch of stuff I already knew from like 7th grade.
And as soon as I heard something involving the "political spectrum" I waited for her to mention Fascism so I could entertain myself with pwning, because she showed how lame she was in all things government multiple times so I thought "Ahh, some easy pwning to kick off my day". Here is what she described a liberal as: "Someone who thinks the national government should take a more active role in solving domestic problems; government should bridge the gap between rich and poor", and had Communism as XXXtremer left, while on the XXXtreme right she had Fascism, so the pwnage commenced. Me: "Ms. Harris(Hair-iss) How are Fascists extreme right when they have all of the qualities of a liberal?" Teacher:"How do they have the qualities of a liberal?" Me: "Mussolini believed the government should have a more active role in solving domestic problems and he was pretty much a socialist, so he, of course, wanted to 'bridge the gap' between rich and poor." Teacher:"EXPLAIN how he had an active role in trying to solve domestic problems!" Me: "*Blah, blah, blah, blah, nationalization of a bunch of junk, corporate state, blah, blah, blah*" Teacher: "Well, he was Fascist because he was oppressive." Me:" omg lyk wtf r u tokin about? Stalin is Fascist then, *Every person who is thought of as nuaghty in history I could think of*!" Teacher: "++++IGNORING OF ROBERT, BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY+++++"
And, if I could go back in time I would have popped in "Bush", and then the Republican in her would have come out and she would have replied. I should be teaching this joke of a government class! mad Also, like... a week ago I went to a Skaliners show, and my legs were sore 2 days after it from skanking it up.
Coach Z · Tue Oct 18, 2005 @ 04:30pm · 2 Comments |
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