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MY IMAGINARY PONY RULES
1. Don't give my imaginary pony a name, cause he see's it as a threat
2. Don't talk to my imaginary pony cause he's not a people person
3. Don't terrize my imaginary pony cause he'll kick you're a**
4. Don't wear anything red or he'll be pissed
5. Don't feed my imaginary pony anything cause he only eats certain things
6. Don't ride my imaginary pony cause he'll send you to hell
7. Don't pet my imaginary pony cause he's fire of a mane will kill u
8. Don't tease my imaginary pony cause he'll throw moltan fire balls at you.
9. Don't comment my imaginary pony on his breath cause he really doesnt care
10. Don't steal my imaginary pony's septer... he will kill you
11. Don't ask my imaginary pony to kill you cause he doesnt like doing nice things.
12. Do not buy a fire extiguisher and extiguish my imaginary pony
13. My imaginary pony never dies, and does take revenge
14. My imaginary pony take's no immortal crap, everyone can die
15. Do not create your own imaginary pet without asking me first, cause my imaginary pony doesn't like certain animals
16. My imaginary pony is the only imaginary pony and rox.
17. Do not saddle my imaginary pony because he burns right through the saddle
18. Light creatures are not aloud in my imaginary pony's world of darkness
19. Do not hump my imaginary pony cause you will burn something off.
20. And Finally Do not ask to be friends with my imaginary pony cause he hates you.
MY IMAGINARY PONY STORY
My Imaginary Pony used to be a happy pony. He used to eat grass and gallop over the green fields.... But My Imaginary Pony's happyness ended...
They hearded My Imaginary Pony into stalls, when he was just a colt... He was tooken away from his brothers and sister and mother. The mother screamed for My Imaginary Pony when he went away, but she couldnt do anything... Instead they evil mortals just hit her until she gave in and fell stumbling to the ground in a great thud.
My Imaginary Pony winnied for his mother, trying to get her to fight on, but she couldnt fight, she was too old, and died right then and there... My Imaginary Pony promised himself right there that he'd get revenge for his diseased mother, and that one day he would find the people who hurt her and let them live in they're last moments in agonized death.
My Imaginary Pony wasn't put in the best place. They kept him in the back stalls where he plotted his revenge to one day carry out and claim defeat for those he killed his mother. All he saw was darkness... Rarely they'd bring food to him, usually the carcus of road kill, or sometimes they'd give him the flesh of they're other dead pets.
My Imaginary Pony grew bitter. They could never walk him around because he'd jerk and pull until they finally put him back in his stall. Soon, they needed the cage for the prize horse and kicked My Imaginary Pony until he went into a small iron cage. The only time he would eat was when a mouse would scamper across the floors. My Imaginary Pony would stick his hoof out of one of the broken bars and chase the mouse inside the cage so he could feed on his flesh.
My Imaginary Pony eyes turned red... Whenever anyone would walk past his kennel he'd beat against the cage doors with his body just yurning to get out, so he could once again stretch his legs, but no one let My Imaginary Pony out of his prison... he was locked inside for five years only feeding apon only rats and the ocational insects.
In My Imaginary Pony's fifth year, the owner thought he could "breake him in," which gave his children and grand children free rain to beat My Imaginary Pony with anything they could hit him with. My Imaginary Pony grew frail from not eating and getting beat upon by the children. Not moving for such a long time gave him poor use of his legs and blood blisters all on his underside and legs.
Ill and blisterd, My Imaginary Pony lost control of his legs. The owner started seeing him as a buisness risk, and sent My Imaginary Pony to the vet's to be yuthenized. The vet saw the pony, and before she yuthenized him, kissed him on the forhead, the only real tidbit of loved My Imaginary Pony had ever felt from a human.
My Imaginary Pony was sent to hell, because of his bitterness and hatred of creatures. He became the messenger pony. Flames built his mane and tail, his eyes gleemed red and inside of them you could almost see My Imaginary Pony's sadness. His dark eyes disguised most of it, but certain people when they saw him knew somehow what My Imaginary Pony went through.
My Imaginary Pony came to me because of a mistake. He was meaning to kill off one of his mother's capturer's but came to my door instead. Seeing the flaming pony, I went to touch him hypnotized by the beautiful flames that made up his mane. The fire didn't hurt me. I reached down and kissed his forhead... Feeling that love once again My Imaginary Pony beant down to let me on top of him.
We rode through the skys and the clouds and played in the fire of burning buildings. When he returned me to my home, i realized it was just my soul riding with him, my body was still left on the ground. I went back into my body and realized i couldnt see My Imaginary Pony any more.
Tears filled my eyes as i realized that the one person who i felt understood me.. i couldnt even see... but somehow i knew he was there, beside me everytime i took a step neighing whenever i did somethin good and winning to worn me before i did something bad. So thuse, My Imaginary Pony became my imaginary pony. My protectorate, and my best friend.
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