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Word Up
(Wurd Up),
1. "I confirm what you just said is true, my good brother."
Antique
(Ann-Teek),
1. "An item your grandpareents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again."
Avoidable
(uh-voy'-duh-buhl'),
1. "What a bullfighter tries to do."
Barium: What we do to most people when they die.
Beauty Parlor: Places where women curl up and dye.
Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.
Clothes Dryer: An appliance designed to eat socks.
Coffe: A person who is coughed upon.
Derange: Where de buffalo roam.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Dumb Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Emergency Numbers: Police station, Fire Department and Places that deliver.
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Eternity: The last two minutes of a football game.
Eeyedropper (i'-drop-ur): A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Fable: A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.
Fancy Restaraunt: One that serves cold soup on purpose.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Flabbergasted: Appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him/her.
Grocery List:. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
Gum: Adhesive for the hair
Heroes (hee-rhos'): What a guy in a boat does.
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