Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn't?
Steven Wright
American, Comedian Quotes
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Steven Wright
American, Comedian Quotes
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Steven Wright
American, Comedian Quotes
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
Steven Wright
American, Comedian Quotes
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Steven Wright
American, Comedian Quotes
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
Steven Wright
American, Comedian Quotes
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