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# "I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents"
# "My first crush was Gladdy Webster, I'd take her over to the slide and we'd sit on the slide and like hold hands for a minute, then like we'd go over to the gazebos and I'd like kiss her in front of like Heath Pierson who also liked her... thats my dream date,with Gladdy Webster."
# "I dreamed one time that like I was going fishing with my Dad, then I fell in the water and then he caught me and then served me up to my entire family as dinner as I was still like conscious."
# "All you need is a cocktail of like, amphetamine, ecstasy and acid and you'll fly... [Mike] i agree acid was way too good when i was a kid. [producer shakes head]. [Mike] ummm acid is bad stay off it kids. [tre] sniff glue (gives thumbs up)."
# "I can suck my own."
# "Condoms are for sailors, when they shoot those filthy boogers they go form pole to pole."
# "A good pick up line is... hey how longs your d**k." [laugh]
# "It's a good year when you make up a name for a drink and you have a number one album, you have to make up a sexual position aswell to complete the hack, that would be the bullwinkle."
# "It's, like, an ok tour bus and all, but people see book mobile on the side and come up and ask us if we have any book to sell. I mean how stupid is that....books? We don't even read."
# "I always said that the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone."
# "I wanna survive an avalanche, I wanna be one of those people a dog finds burried uder a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation."
# "Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music."
# "You'd think we were really good at writing songs or something."
# "We kick a** now. We've seen a million faces and we rocked them all."
# [Who's most prone to injury] "It used to be Mike, but lately I've been catching up."
# "They should legalize pot, do it!! Do it!!"
# "Mmm, you can almost smell the burning pork...Hey, you ever thrown rocks at cops?"
# [Discussing how he doesnt think they sold out] "``Satan. Satan, Satan,'' he chanted. ``That's what's different. We're all firm believers in Satan now. We think Satan is cool. ``How the ******** do you think a band like Green Day got popular?"
# "I want to wash your grandmother.
# "It's good to have some offspring...oops..shouldn't say that word, can you edit it out?"
# [when asked about MTV vma's 95'] "It was the pile of s**t I ever saw."
# [Talking about their stolen record, and how they made a better one anyway] "You can't ******** with us now. We did it. We pulled it off."
# "I don't understand what Billie just said so, I'll talk about chickens...."
# "Lets count the waves...one, one thousand, two one thousand"