ur moma so fat she steped on a scale and it says "to be continued"
ur moma so poor she was kicking a can down the road and i asked her"whatcha doing"she said"moving"
ok there s a blond a red head and a bernet they all died god said "if u can make it all 100 steps with out laughing at the jokes thats on them u can make it into heaven"the red head goes up first and makes it to the 50th step and laughs at the joke then droped into hell then the bernet made it to the 75th step and laughs at the joke then falls to hell the blond makes it to the 100th step and starts laughing god looks at her and asks"my child why did u laugh u were almost there"the blond smiles and looks at him and answers"i finaly got the first joke"
ok there are three guys traped on an island full of canables the canables catch them and tie them up and the guys plead for there lives saying"spare us well do any thing"the chief thinks then nods saying"if u can bring back 2 fruits from the island and shove them up ur but with out making a sound then well let u live"so the men go out and search for fruit and come back the first man comes back with 2 apples and have them shoved up his butt the second man took his turn with 2 pears the second man begins to laugh after his turn was done and the first man looked at the second man and asks"why in the hell did u laugh"the second man replys"i couldnt help it after seeing the last man bring back pineapples"
 Kohaku_River_Spirit · Tue Nov 22, 2005 @ 02:35am · 0 Comments |
