[The [A]mazing [A]dventures of [E]xterminatus and [H]arald]
[AAEH-part2]
[AAEH-part1]
So I was just laying there on the grass looking up at the stars contemplating our existence.. (That's right ladies, I am deep and romantic. ;D) when Harald almost STEPS ON MY HEAD WITH HIS GIANT HOOF. scream
Harald said "Heh sorry man, I didn't mean'ta scare you." but I knew that he DID mean to, since he is just that kind of friend. stare
So I said.. "What do you want anyways? accept another crazy quest from another old rotting guy like usual?" and guess what? he did accept another quest from an old rotting guy.. -sigh- why does he have to talk to these creeps?
Well anywho.. he told me that Ole moggot brains over there wants us to deliver a wolf heart to some guy in a place called "The Undercity" ch'yeah I know, what kind of name is that?
Well we got to The Undercity and that place looks like a place that needs to hire a cleaning lady.. cause DAMN.
So we walked inside the gates of the city and we seen a throne! and I figured such a brave, handsome, young man such as myself deserved to sit in a throne..
Perfect fit right? I was so born to be a king, Harald told me he wanted a turn sitting in the chair, I told him "Servants don't get to sit in the throne, now bow down to me" well.. Harald didn't like being called my servant..
That's me.. passed out on the cold disgusting floor.. -shutters- Do you even know how many old zombie feet have touched that floor? EW.
So anyways after I woke up from my CONCUSSION! scream ... we went inside to find the guy that we need to give the heart to.. now we are currently lost and trying to find our way!
 Laughing Orange · Thu Apr 30, 2009 @ 05:39am · 3 Comments |
