Like President Bush getting impeached, but unlikely to happen...
Here's another story to get you juice'in and laughin,
We only dated for a year, but it felt like forever,
So we decided to spend the rest of our lives together;
I popped the question one night and she yelled, "YES!"
She already knew how she wanted her wedding dress;
My parents helped in every way that was possible,
My friends were talkin mess and saying lots of bull;
I said, "I can't live without here; she's like my right lung,"
One said, "You messed with one female and automatically got sprung."
Their tuxedos, I can pick, but their minds, I can't change them,
But I didn't really care because I found me an angel,
Got me a model, a Genie in a bottle,
12 months strong and ain't never had a problem...
Well, there is one, what was I to do, though,
She has a fine lil' sister who just hit the two-O (20);
Blouses cut low and tight mini skirts,
What she did really hurt and made me wanna go bizerk;
My heart was beating massivly, you'd think that it was thunder there,
She "unintently" bent over and gave a pleasent view of her underwear;
She loved her sister alot and wouldn't do anything to hurt us,
But did this stuff so much it had to be on purpose;
Alert this to rotation, there came a situation,
Baby sister asked me to come over and check the invitations,
When I arrived she was alone, just put some clothes in the dryer
and started expressing about how she had feelings and desires
that she couldn't overcome, just wantd one moment to be mine,
She said that she just wanted to get me, only just one time;
Then I can live happily ever after, to her sister committ my life,
"Just a early celebration present for finding your new wife,"
She said, "Offer only goes once, if u wanna do that with me
I'm going up to my bedroom, just gone come up and get me;
I stood there frozen in shock, she left me with a glare,
I saw her walk up to the top and she threw her panties down the stairs,
I thought for a moment; Back and forth, as quiet as a mouse,
Then I opened the front door and stepped out the house
And I see father-in-law was already standing outside
Wiping tears from his eyes, crying with his mouth wide;
He said, "Welcome to the family, I'm so proud as a father,
You passed our little test, couldn't ask a better man for our daughter;
He came and hugged me, I'm still confused, looking up at a star,
Moral of the story is Always keep the condoms in the car;
So watch everything you do, never know if it's a test...
Tramain Community Member 
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