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Whisky Be 4 Noon
Album: Don't wake the Rooster
By Stewin "Johnny 2 Guns" Malone & Dr. D (PHD)
::b***h stole my coffee pot::

Sitn down to breakfast.
Glad you were gone.
So ******** happy.
I decided to write this song.

Wait... Where is?...
Oh God damn it!

Take half of what I own.
I'm more then happy to leave you alone.
Drive away and don't stop.
b***h stole my coffee pot.

That b***h that evil b***h.
Took the TV and car but that wasn't it.
Took off to Hawaii with some Lawyer name Chris
Left me with no Colombian Bliss.

There was no hard feelings.
Didn't mind to let you go.
You left me the kids.
But you could have at least left me a pot of Joe.

Take half of what I own.
I'm more then happy to leave you alone.
Drive away and don't stop.
b***h stole my coffee pot.

b***h stole my coffee pot.
b***h stole my coffee pot.
b***h stole my coffee pot.
b***h stole my coffee pot.
b***h stole my coffee pot!

...Whore!

((Dedicated to Capitan Funk Tyler and his heroic struggle against that b***h... Whatever her name was.))