So... I'm reading this series called "House of Night" and it's pretty cool... but why are all Vampire books nowadays told from a female point of view?! And what the hell is up with the Lycans in "Twilight"?! By the way, "Twilight", can you say "gay"? You can? Good! Now, let's all say it, "Twilight, is gay!" Good! Personally, I have no problems with homosexuals, but nowadays, what is more insulting? Other than the even more retarded, "Your mom!". What the hell is up with morons saying that?! "What's up?" "Your mom!" and that stupid "der-her-ah-der-her" laugh they put at the end of it doesn't help their case either. So, back to the main subject, the series goes, "Marked", "Betrayed", "Chosen", "Untamed", and "Hunted" as I know of. I'm on "Untamed" and it's pretty good. No sparkely vampires in this book. Or should I say Vampyers? Also in "Twilight" Edward sparkles. Yeah... that's not gay at all... *cough*Edward'sahomo*cough* Sorry! I coughed! I said, "Edward's a homo". Come get me fangirls! I don't care! I'll just hold up a poster of him then you'll drool all over it! On the day "New Moon" comes out, I will be in Wal*Mart, and I will fart on the first special edition copy I can get my hands on. They ruined my race (lycan)! Anyway, this is what I say: "House of Night" actually knows what vampyres are like and "Twilight" has no idea whatsoever what a vampire is. Jake is a shapeshifter! What the hell!? He should be a lycan and beat the shift out of Edward because Edward is weak! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Asgard Iron · Wed May 13, 2009 @ 01:04am · 0 Comments |