This morning, I went to feed the homeless because I have a good and loving heart. It was a very eye-opening experience and I learned a thing or two that I want everyone to know.....
1. Hobos are religious.
2. Hobos prefer bananas over apples.
3. Hobos like coffee.
4. Hobos all smell really bad.
5. You can't jump to conclusions about a hobo's gender.
6. Don't make eye contact. They'll either hug you or beat you up.
7. Hobos believe in aliens.
8. Some hobos are so poor, they cross dress just so they can wear clothes.
9. Hobos like Chuck Norris jokes.
10. Hobos break dance.
Here's some food for thought: of all the 150 homeless people I met, only 3 were white.
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