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Day V:

I suppose today was probably the most depressing day I have had for quite sometime. I was faced with that enraged fire plug again, and he won. Yes, I lost to a fire plug. I could not be anymore sad than I am now. Even if George Bush was elected president again, at least I would have something to make fun of in my spare time. But this has not any benifets. I got my head handed to me by a fire plug, Club Nintendo, and a bowl of tangerine rice. Piqua is surely getting to me. I suppose it's best to leave before a run into the box of cracker jacks that raped my mom again. I had no clue it lived in Piqua. Dirty little cracker. Anyway, brick road and I are now heading to Nashvile, where we can buy our first large foam neon cowgirl-stripper hat in a cup. Well, I better sign off now, for I smell cracker jacks being burned. Ah, the pleasure that sent brings. Farewell.