And now, another Rant about the worst book in the world! Brought to you by my sponser and one of my five fictional boyfriends, ALEXANDER STERLING! A true vampire in the flesh. Well, hes better than these other wannabes that I so hate.
Anyways,the topic of todays rant is STALRKERISM! Yes, tats right kids. Edward CUllen is a STALKER! Even in the pre-draft fo MS, or whatever the hell you want to call it, he calls himself a "Obsessive vampire stalker"
Thats a direct Quote people.
And 100% true!
I meaen, who sits in some girls room everynight, staring at her while she sleeps? COME ON! PATHETIC MUCH!? Its bad enough you have to like stare at her all through lunch when you are "eating".
Well, tthen again, in the movie they WERE eating! How much of bad acting is this? People who ddont eat human food in a book, eat all throughout the movie. How stupid is THAT?
Anyways, another version of Edward Cullens Life
*sparkle sparkle* Ohmygawd, Bella you are FAAAAAAAAABULOUS looking when you sleep. Why Cant I be thst *sparkle* FAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS. Hmm, I should get one of those bumit, because Ima stalker biggrin *Sparkle**FAAAAAAAAAABULOUS Sparkle*
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