So i was sitting at the restaurant this morning having breakfast. I had woken up early, thinking of jon, and i couldn't stop thinking about him. I came to get something to eat, but ended up not eating after all. This girl was hitting on me, and as i went to stand up, she shoved her v****a on my crotch, and i was freaking the hell out, cussing, doing the z-snap.
She looked at me funny. The woman smelled like dirty body. I almost threw up, and the smell lingered in my nostrils for nearly three hours. I almost puked, because as you all know, i hate v****a. Anyways, i was flipping out when i came through the door, and my grandpa looked at me and had the nerve to go. "Brings a whole new meaning to a stinky pinky." and i almost fell over
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I Never thought that it could feel like this, I can hardly wait til our first kiss
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