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Day XXII

Those who say crack kills tend to be right. I used to befriend a joint named bimmy. We were the best of friends. One day, Bimmy killed my mother and raped my albino Garfeild toys. From that day on, I never talked to Bimmy again. Untill today! I ran into Bimmy at a local garage sale, where he cut my arm and called me a Faparnyjar. HOW DARE HE!?!?!!??! Well, with that out of the way, all I did today was pretty much eat a normal bowl of children, stopped the deranged three year-old who has the belief that the dinosaurs were wiped out due to blathers from animal crossing from eating a pair of boots, epicly destroyed a cotton ball, and chased rabbits on a minibike untill their hearts exploded...again. Brick road and I did all of this in Austrailia. And in the time span of six hours! A new record! Well, I have to go now, as we are busy right now testing wether or not a piano can hold another piano ontop of it. And so we go...