one day when i was hanging out randomly with my friends greg and sean, we found ourselves in the supermarket, tagging along with greg who was purchasing some coffee. Sean, not wanting to leave empty handed, proceeded to purchase the most amusing item he could find.
he settled with a plastic container full of hosties.
fun facts about hosties:
-its ingredients consist of only water and flour. we were surprised that "flesh of Our Lord Jesus Christ" did not appear in this list. maybe they're keeping it secret to avoid laws about cannibalism, i dunno.
not to mention, hosts probably aren't atkins friendly.
-hosties may contain traces of nuts or peanuts. i wonder how many pious souls were sent to the afterlife as a result of allergic reactions to hosties. i guess they had it coming.
we spent some time in the local coffeeshop pondering on creative/amusing uses for hosties. there are a few that stick out in my mind.
-throwing them at people: they are pretty hard, and they're crumbly and'll probably leave crumbs in their clothes. who knows, it might even trigger an allergic reaction in the target. clearly, hosts can be quite deadly.
-serving them nacho style, with salsa, chopped peppers and melted cheese. mmm mmm, good.
-dip them in coffee
-dip them in chocolate
hanging out with those guys is lots of fun. these'll make great memories when we're old(er) and bitter(er).
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