[ WANNA GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!?!?spin around in circles on the floor while yelling "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
Hide behind a plant and shout "PHOTOSYNTHESIS" whenever someone passes by. go in the dressing room and yell "THERE IS NO MORE TOILET PAPER IN HERE!" throw pokemon toys at people and yell got to cach em all!!! Hide in the clothes racks and whisper "Pick me!" when someone passes by. Put a cape (or blanket) and run around saying "Come, Robin! To the Batcave!" Start boom-boxing on the customer help phone XD Go to the guns section, and while holding one, ask a clerk where the anti-depressants are. Climb up one of the shelves and say: "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" then jump off. Run around the store singing "I Believe I Can Fly" and randomly jump on people. Say 'Welcome to Walmart!' to the Walmart greeters Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."shove pencels up your nose and run around screaming IM A WALRUS!!! Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
stare at people if they stare back at you show your teeth and start barking
Sing me to sleep
I'll see you in my dreams
Run around the store and scream: "THE BABY PALM TREES ARE A COMIN! SECURE THE DECKS! GRAB A CHAINSAW!! THEY'RE A COMIN!!" When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" Stick a Dora doll in the middle of an aisle, and when someone tries to pick it up, snatch it and yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING!" three times. When the loudspeaker comes on, curl up into a ball, fall onto the floor, start crying, and yell "THE VOICES ARE BACK!!!" scream out over the inercom WALMART IS INFESTED WITH RABID RATS!!! spill a box of goldfish on the floor and grab a fishing rod and "go fishing" When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. push a cart into the wall and say 'how do i get to hogwarts?' Hold indoor shopping cart races. get on those electric cart things and race around the parking lot and throught the store
TP as much of the store as possible. Get two of your friends. All of you dress up in unicorn suits, then set up a trail of candy and a huge pile of candy at the end of it. All three of you walk down the path and yell "WE'RE GOING TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!!" Sit in the middle of the floor with open bags of chips surrounding you. Messily stuff them in your mouth, licking your fingers constantly and when someone walks by hold out a handful and ask if they would like some. ΒΆΒΆ throw a capre sun pack at somene and yell RESPECT THE POUCH RESPECT IT
Grab a toy gun, stand up in a shopping cart, and shout "THERE'S A MANIAC WITH A GUN IN THE STORE!!" Go into the bathroom with a Hershey bar, let it melt in your hand, and then stick it under another stall with someone in it and ask "Can I have some toilet paper?" Hop in a buggy and use a broom to propel yourself around the store, whacking anyone that gets in your way while yelling "Arghh!" Go up to a random person (preferrably someone with another person of the opposite gender) and yell "WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?!"Put a yellow mop on your head, grab a hairbrush and run around the store singing(badly) 'Nobody's Perfect'. Put your arm around two random people's shoulders and start sining (while starting to cry) 'we're all in this together.Find a corner of the store. Surround it with carts, pillows, anything. Then collect stuffed animals and pillows. USe mascara and put on war paint and as people walk by yell, 'Motherland!' And throw the "ammo" at them. go up to random kids with dark hair and glasses and say, "Yer a wizard, Harry." then hand them a stick and walk away. take off all the bikes in the bike section "test drive" them all to the bathroom and put one in each stall then park the rest at cash registers like where people would go When someone is looking at the wallets, tackle them and yell, 'Thief!'Wax the floor and slide down knocking people over tell someone you've lost your parents so when they take you to the person with the intercom take the thing and start singing your version of Caramell Dansen. ok find someone that is walking around the store and start following them..Pick up everthing that they pick up and do exactly as they do then if they ask why u keep following them just say you are my hero then look at them and say oh and didnt you where those clothes yesterday... go the toy section and find all the big giant bouncy balls you can find and launch them randomly over all of the isles in the store and then throw some of them at peopple who are just standing and looking at you and be like" do you know it is rude to stare" really rude and obnoxiously
Go up to a random old lady, cling to her, start crying and scream,"GRANDMA!!! I MISSED YOU!!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME???? WWWHHHYYYY????
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