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It was his first day of high school, and he still couldn't get past all the tacos that filled the elevators in the teacher's lounge. Every time he walked past a girl she opened her mouth and a large salami would fall out of it. He seemed to have that effect on people. In the desert I went to observe the many cacti that dance in motion to the wind, and I there I found out that the legend of the man who feasts on snakes in the wintertime and conjures up the spirits of dead millipedes was indeed true. I vomited that burger I ate at the chocolate shop. Meanwhile back at the factory the young lady was having trouble filling the paint buckets with buffalo lard due to the fact that she had two peglegs and a rolex watch on her hand that had the incorrect time on it. I flinched at the site of the alligator breaking a nail trying to open the cola can filled with aardvark guts. In the end it does not matter because all of the seas are boiling with tomato sauce and the fish have all turned into meaty chunks of horse.

That was beautifull....