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I am a total procrastinator. And I'm lazy. Actually, it's pretty funny. I'll sit by these people who I've been going to school with all my life, and they're like, "hey, you're not as perfect as I thought." or something along those lines. I'm always like, no one is. But anyway, I think procrastination is a phychological disability.

Like right now, I'm on the computer because it is Wednesday and I have a project due Saturday at noon. Look where I ended up. I haven't even started on it, and truthfully, I don't think I will until Friday. Sad, but true.

For those who aren't procrastinators, you may think that I could do it anytime, I'm just lazy. If I really wanted to this project would be done. I think you're right, but well. ..

Okay, lets say that you have a person who is fat because they eat junk food and play video games all the time. Then you have another person who is fat because they have hereditary diabetes (sp) and that's just kinda how they ended up. It is equally possible that they can both slim up to model standards with some work, but it would be twice as hard for the diabetic. Why? It just is. In the end, they probably wont ever slim down and that's just the way it is.

Same for me. I can do all my projects the day they are asigned. I can do all my homework at home instead of the class before (or at all). I can study at night and make better than bs and cs on my tests. But, I can't either.

Sooner or later they're (as in they who do those things) are going to come out with a medication for procrastination. It may cause headaches or diarreah (sp) and other serious side affects such as chronic weight gain, heart attacks, or feinting and you should consult you doctor before trying this product, BUT it will make you not procrastinate. So yay! When that happens, I'll go out and get wasted because the world will really be lost beyond all hope.

So for all the procrastinators out there (who will never read this because it's just you and me, LP) I sympathise! Yay our team!

(Oh, and you know I'm just kidding about the wasted thing. Just the smell makes me woozy. I thought I might add that since in all honesty, I really think they'll have one of those before my lifetime ends.^^)