by Woody Allen
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness, I hope you're getting this down. (from Love and Death)
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
bloodedandborn · Tue Jan 24, 2006 @ 12:57am · 0 Comments |