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This was something my bestest friend in the entire world had me do with her. This is a story, but it's short, and written by the two of us. We traded off each sentence. ENJOY IT!!! You know you want to~
[DISLCAIMER!!! We are not perfect spellers or grammar nazis. Nothing was changed in the transfer from paper to computer!]

There once was a human named Jill. Well liked by many, she had many friends and few ememies. On the weekend, Jill liked to go to the downtown liquior store and beg strangers for money to buy beer. She'd then take the alcohol to parties. Once there, she would sell them to the local hobos for a shiney penny. Then, on the weekdays, she'd throw the pennies at random people on the street. Jill would laugh until she peed her pants; this was her favorite part. She enjoyed the looks of surprise and fear that overtook the other peoples' features. They would send her to a mental institution, but she always escaped. She'd spend a few weeks in hiding, then go back home, resuming life as is she had never left. Since her cats did cocaine, they let her sneak through the window. She got some extra alcohol money by letting her apple seeds sell illegal car insurence. Her appleseeds had the best coverage in town, even though the man on the phone was sweaty and meaty. The callers did not mind this, in fact, they'd had no idea. While on the phone, the man would have fantasys that his callers would feed him pig snout through a tube. Once, he even stalked one of his customers to try and make the fantasy come true. All we can say, is that the customer was never the same, and soon aquired a facination for pigs. They, too, went to the mental hospital, and, lo and behold, he became friends with Jill. Jill and Jason soon became lovers not shortly after enjoying both facinations together of peeing on pigs in pants.

The End

By:
Carmen "Vanilla Latte" V*****a
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Kastle "Artemis Prime" W*****s

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