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I recently received a lovely little Valentines Gram from Livie and figured I should make an entry for any holiday gifts I may receive. Thank you everyone, it's makes me feel special knowing that you care. heart
These are the amazing Valentine's day mad lib style Valentine's that I have received.
Scarbi Dear Haikari, How I long to hear your hot song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Sex Dwarf. How your soft voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded pussycat. Such pain! Let us join together and throbbing in unison, your arousing song carrying our hearts to tight heights. With love, Scarbi
XxEternal MelodyxX My beloved Haikari, You and I are just two black people trying to make it in this scary world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of murder in the past, and I know you've dabbled in lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our ugly love. Without you, I'm nothing but a beautiful zebra. Yours obnoxiously, XxEternal MelodyxX
Mistress Trinket Dearest Haikari, I cannot begin to describe how smile my mouth burns for you. As I write this, I'm grinding in my dark, unable to contain my grunting desire. Please, accept my beautiful embrace and know that you're truly the cherry of my eye. I yearn for you sucking, Mistress Trinket
Rhiannon Chandra Dear Haikari, I believe it was Metallica who once sang, "Oh, my dump truck, my hump, I've hungered for your lunch meat a long, sensuous time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Fiddy Cent, who said "gyrating ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing kittens like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine? XOXO, Rhiannon Chandra
Haikari · Tue Feb 09, 2010 @ 11:40pm · 0 Comments |
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