I TOOK OFF ALL MY ******** CLOTHES
I ERASED MY WELL THOUGHT OUT AND IRONIC SIGNATURE
I STAYED UP UNTIL SIX IN THE MORNING
I MADE AT LEAST SIX THREADS PRETENDING TO BE A f*****t
AND NOW IT'S A WAITING GAME
WILL I GET INVISIBILITY WITH THIS THREAD!?
ONLY TIME WILL TEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
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HERE TO HELP PASS THE TIME IS MY FRIEND IZAYA, WHO IS ALSO QUESTING FOR INVISIBILITY. HE AND I HAD THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION.
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Izaya: think im in the clear?
Me: If nobody has posted yet, it's probably safe. I wouldn't get my hopes up though. Gaia's full of assholes.
Izaya: i see you are doing well too . .and i think mine may be in the 30s by now, so i should be ok . . .
Me: I had to strip butt nekkid for this. It better work. Invisibility is like, the hardest achievement ever. I think we're all good though. We're too clever for this website.
Izaya: dont you ******** jynx it.
Me: I'm so scared that I'm gonna refresh and see "1 new notice". I'm gonna kill whoever posts if that happens. Straight up murder.
Izaya: post fake invisibilitys until then, label them invisibility, it kicks our stuff further back and throws them off the scent
Me: Like covering your tracks in the snow. Or rubbing animal poop all over your skin.
Izaya: man, there are some little shitheads in CB . . .its like the b of 4chan.
Me: That's exactly what it is. Chatterbox is where all the devious little ree-rees who think they know everything go when they want to get a cheap laugh. But now, thanks to this gay achievement, it's made it so that even sophisticated people like us have to venture into the pit from time to time.
Izaya: im seriously expecting someone to come in and be like" HURPDUDURPHURPDUDUDUDUDURP I SEE WUT YOU DID THAR HURHURHURHURHUR"
Me: I can't believe people posted in a thread titled "Shrimp". Shrimp for God's sake!
Izaya: they posted in mine called "Not Invisibility" who the ******** posts in that?!?!?!
Me: Chatterbox is retarded. That's the only answer.
Izaya: my thread still eludes them . . .watch somebody come in 1 minute before it ends . . .
Me: I think we're good. They really can't tell the difference between us and the actual idiots. We've blended right into their society. It's perfect.
Izaya: Win.
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INVISIBILITY IS RIGHT WITHIN OUR GRASPS AT THE MOMENT. WILL WE FINALLY OUTSMART THE NOTORIOUS CHATTERBOX? ONLY TIME WILL TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!
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Ryun Tsukoro Community Member 
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