I have a new way to look at life. Everything is better, when it's wetter. THINK ABOUT IT.
T-shirts, slip-n-slides, cars, women, animals, hair, cereal, hamburgers, hot dogs, french fries, eyeballs, kindergartners, tongues, deserts, Aquaman, hot tubs, beer, porn, water, EVERYTHING IS BETTER.
But wait...
What about money...
And shoes, and benches, computers, guitars, napkins, cornbread, books, my mom, my sister, candles, air, video games, math tests, poop, trading cards, basketballs...
Some things just suck when they're wet.
Moral of the story: STOP READING MY JOURNAL THERE IS NO POINT.
Ryun Tsukoro Community Member 
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