One day, there was one of those people who use wood to make s**t.
A Carpenter, yeah that's it.
His name was Jesus, and he's one of them there Prophets.
You see as he quit his day job as a Carpenter, he went across the empires of Rome proclaiming his knowledge of this God-bro.
Jesus was obviously, the son of God-bro.
Romans didn't like this bullshit, and persecuted him.
Thus the war began.
A Carpenter, yeah that's it.
His name was Jesus, and he's one of them there Prophets.
You see as he quit his day job as a Carpenter, he went across the empires of Rome proclaiming his knowledge of this God-bro.
Jesus was obviously, the son of God-bro.
Romans didn't like this bullshit, and persecuted him.
Thus the war began.
Chorus
-and so he fought with his companion bear.
fighting these romans with his fists.
Punching those Romans in the face like a true prophet does.
Striding into battle like a champion atop his bear.
He was the son of god
The agent of ********' s**t up.-
-and so he fought with his companion bear.
fighting these romans with his fists.
Punching those Romans in the face like a true prophet does.
Striding into battle like a champion atop his bear.
He was the son of god
The agent of ********' s**t up.-
Though Jesus was only one man, and after gloriously fighting along side his companion bear,
he was nailed to a cross,
and betrayed by one of his so-called comrades, what a f*****t,
though this s**t wasn't over with.
As the execution of this valiant warrior was done with, he was disposed of in a cave sealed by boulders and guarded by some shitty Romanfags.
These guys didn't know that this man had a 3 day respawn.
He escaped from this shoddy imprisonment, disturbing nothing.
Only to appear to his disciples proclaiming.
"Hold fast, and spread my word of badassery and God-Bro"
"As long as thy keeps my word alive, thy shall prosper or some s**t."
Chorus
-and so he fought with his companion bear.
fighting these romans with his fists.
Punching those Romans in the face like a true prophet does.
Striding into battle like a champion atop his bear.
He was the son of god
The agent of ********' s**t up.-
-and so he fought with his companion bear.
fighting these romans with his fists.
Punching those Romans in the face like a true prophet does.
Striding into battle like a champion atop his bear.
He was the son of god
The agent of ********' s**t up.-
