you know what REALLY makes me wish i had fangs? scream
when somebody calls me while i'm in the middle of eating a lovely bowl of cornflakes and peacefully reading the sunday paper, just to babble on nonsensically about the medication they're on and how much it's screwing them up and all the OTHER meds they're also on and how they could really use some morphine right now to calm them down and then start talking about how their guy friends tell them they're sooooo sexy and then they start belting out a green day song in their not-so-well-tuned voice and then comment on how people have told them their voice is sexy, too.
only a californian could disturb my quiet morning routine so effectively.
Brittastiq · Sun Mar 19, 2006 @ 08:00pm · 5 Comments |