So, like, tonight I want to try out this restaurant on a chick I like. No, I'm not even worried about dogs and cats here. Apparently her mother and father sheltered her for the past 19 years. She's never had funnel cake before. What the hell. SHE'S A FUNNEL CAKE VIRGIN.
THIS SHOULD BE FUN.
But in all seriousness, this is the only journal in Gaia worth reading.
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I EAT SMALL FURRY ANIMALS, KIDS.
The cuter they are, the more delicious they will be.