A FEW FUNNY JOKES FOR EVERYBODY
Three guys were fishing when one of them hooked a mermaid. She promised to grant each of them a wish if they'd let her go.
"Deal," the fist fisherman said. "I'd like you to double my intelligence." Immediately, he began to recite Shakespear's Macbeth.
"Wow!" the second guy exclaimed. "could you triple my intelligence?" He'd no sooner made the request than he started spouting Einstein's equations on the theory of relativity.
"That's amazing!" the third fisherman said. "Quintuple my intelligence."
"Are you sure?" the mermaid asked. "You might not like the outcome."
"I'm sure. Just do it," the guy said.
He closed his eyes to wait for the wish to be granted and -- poof! -- he became a woman.
When I was stationed at Tinker Air Force Base in Oklahoma, we had a sergeant who made sure everyone knew who was boss.
"You have one stripe on your arm, and I have four," he yelled in the face of one airman thrid class. "That makes you nothing! So when I bark, I expect you to move. Because I'm in charge!"
"Big deal," said the unimpressed airman. "A sergeant in charge of nothing."
On her first day working at a discount store, my niece encountered her first cranky customer. The man had brought over mouse poison and demanded to know why it cost to much. "Wat's in there?" he said sarcastically. "Steak?"
"Well, sir," said my niece, "it is their last meal."
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