Why Barbies may cause psychotic behavior when you get older.
Barbie dolls, as most call them , are a seemingly harmless toy . Parents buy them for their little girls in hopes that they'll have fun, grow up to be precious, normal young girls , and to just shut up while they're busy.
Recent studies have shown , however , that these dolls are the origins of most girls phsychotic behaviour. Such behavior is depression , anorexia , cutting , the ripping of heads off unsuspecting dolls , or just plain preppyness (which God only knows is annoying in and of itself and can cause other girls to go mad ) .
Reasons how/why these barbies make girls go mad :
1. A girl who played with a barbie once may grow up to think that is the figure that all girls must have , hence if the girl doesn't get this figure she believes she is ugly and in other cases , fat. Therefore the girl gets extremely depressed and stops eating (anorexia ).
2. The girl has become someone who is anti-barbie and she then becomes extremely depressed or emo. This may lead to some more serious cases such as cutting , being suicidal , or just plain idiotic.
3. Another case that most scientists have been baffled by (they wanted to strangle these group of girls) is when the girl grows up to have a barbie figure and decides to be just like barbie, these girls are classified in the outside world as preppys and are hated among most (jealous *gets stabbed by a bunch of her friends T__T* ) .
In any case there are multiple amounts of Barbie therepists and support groups you may enter to get free of this doll's grasp. Other ways that should not be used to get out of it are :
1. Trying to kill yourself because you once played with a barbie and can't stand the pressure.
2. You try to forget about it and block that time out of your memories but it always ends up coming back to haunt you.
3. and last you start ripping off the heads of every barbie you come across. You go insane when someone even mentions barbie and you're later locked up in an asylum where the inmate next to you just happens to look/think she is barbie.
So if you are in any of these 3 groups just call 1-800-imacompleteidiotforplayingwithbarbies or visit our website and www.iwasonceanbarbiefreakandnowiwanttokillmyself.org. I hope this will be helpful to all the young girls out there who see this. Come next time as we talk about how barbies effect boys...or not.
bob loves me too · Sat Apr 01, 2006 @ 12:54am · 4 Comments |