Hit Wizards nearly Missed the Signs
What do you get when you have flaming hedges, a gorged out backyard, and random tiles being blown off your roof. For most the answer would be that some strange menagerie of magical creatures has taken up residence near you house. While others would guess that a dragon is near by. However for a small neighborhood in North England, the reason lays at the door steep of a unassuming squib and her overly excited niece.
How is that possible and why. That is what the Hit wizards are asking today. Apparently the pair Aunt had taken in her dear niece for a winter holiday while her parents went off to the States for Nogtail hunting, a recreation that has been gaining popularity over there. The poor Aunt had little knowledge that her excitable niece was magical, as most in the family assumed she was not.
Thus for the past month, the normally quiet muggle neighborhood was besieged with random wild winds, spontaneous fires and strange happenings. Several times, Hit wizards were called in and the Magical Removal Squad. Yet every time they questioned the squib she could not explain where it had come from. Many in the Hit wizard office nearby were tempted to claim that it might have come the squib herself. However it wasn't in till one bright day, while the Aunt was out and the niece was home alone. On this day, the culprit was found and while the Ministry refuses to state the occurrence.
It has been leaked that there had to be 6 mind wipes and some heavy magical reversal spells. Whatever the cause of the conclusion was, the lessons learned form it is probably the most important. Unaged wizards with wands are terrible dangerous creatures.
Kiddell's in the Chizpurfle cook pot
While not as wondrous, notorious, or even noteworthy as its rival, Ollivanders. Yet Jimmy Kiddell's Wonderful Wands has finally got its name down in the history books. Just not for its wands or those who used them. Oh no, this store is story worthy for the uninvited guest that is harbored in it second story shop on Diagon Alley. For about a year, according to the Pest Sub-Division's Note, chizpurfle have been eating their way through wand woods and munching on cores. All under the noses of the shop's patron.
The infestation so bad when we got there, we were surprised they hadn't started to reach out to other shops on the Alley, said one official. They were surprising well contained Or it was, in till a loyal costumer, who didn't want their name written, found the little pest in their wand case. They were so shocked by the discovery that they called up the Pest Division themselves.
The patron of shop is currently undergoing questioning by the Hit wizards, if they open knew about the infestation and the chizpurfle infested wand case. While the Pest Sub-Division asked that anyone who might have had contact with or gone into the store to check their homes and call them only if necessary. If you have purchased a wands from the Jimmy Kiddell's Wonderful Wand shop within the past year it is advised that yo double check your house for the chizpurfle pest.
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