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these words you are about to read are words i hear everyday from my friends, they think their my mother, CAUTION laughter may occur at times getting grossed out may also be a side effect from what you have just read you have been warned, copying this will not be alowed if you copy this i will anooy you and type false things about you to other users and i will put notty things on your profiles so dont be caught copying this:

my friends tell me to, settle down, do my work, stop saying "I'm a butterfly or I'm a bird or i'm a frog", dont run in the halls, LISTEN TO THE TEACHER NOT SLEEP, stop throwing paper balls, stop spitting paper wads at people, EAT YOUR FOOD NOT PLAY WITH IT, read a book not a map, DRINK YOUR MILK, school food isnt made out of cat food and it isnt poisened either, DONT SAY (bad word goes here), stop banging your head against the table, dont tell people to shut up it isnt polite, spitting a drink out of your nose isnt funny or cool or the way aliens say SHUT UP, use your manners say excuse me after you burp, showing people your scars isnt funny, asking the teacher for a dollar isnt cool and you know she isnt going to give you one anyway, calling people retarded isnt the most funniest thing in the world, talking about gross bodily functions isnt the way to communicate at the lunch table, the teacher isnt an FBI agent watching your every move waiting to attack you and steal your brain, elivator music isnt head banger music, homework is not a way to tourter kids, the indians dont eat toothbrushes, not every person in the world loves you, i am not your mother, DONT CALL PREPS HOES OR WHORES, speaking baby doesnt make you cute, i am not an alien from uranus, your REAL mom isnt trying to kill you slowly and painfully by giving you chores, dont give people that plan to bomb the school ideas how to do it a better way, you didnt fly the plain into one of the twin towers and your not the only survivor from the plane, the chinese dont name their kids by throwing silverware down the stairs, your not the devils daughter, a rainbow isnt a sighn from hell, the sun isnt a giant worm or a giant raisin and it DOESNT wear sunglasses, smart people arent gay or lesbian, my chemical romance arent the kings of the underworld, your baby cousin isnt an alien from mars, you dont have a present for me and if you did it wouldnt be in your bum (episode of family guy "ive got a present from you its up in my bum" wink , there is no such thing as a giant talking turd (domo-kun), your grandpa isnt a bum off of the streets.