Welcome to the Killer Bunny Clan FAQ and starter information. As you might know, I am Kung-foo, Killer bunny secretary. YOU MAY POSE QUESTIONS ONLY AFTER YOU READ THE KBC RULES.
Rules
1. When choosing a Killer Bunny name, It must not be profane and must end in foo. Some names are taken, so ask me before you shout yours out to the world.
2. Our leader is Foo-foo, but all inqueries and problems should be adressed to me, because Foo-foo lost her marbles.
3. Once you join you do not have to do anything. So many Killer Bunnies are lazy that we might have to kick them all out if we changed this. If you want a job, contact me.
4. You will not be paid for a job.
5. Do not socialize with Killer Donkies.
6. In the event of a fire, run around screaming until cooked to a crispy brown. The other Killer Bunnies will then mourn you by having a barbecue.
7. If you ask why you cannot find the well cooked corpse of the Killer Bunny casualty during said barbecue, look closely at the barbecued "chicken."
8. Don't play in the road during a green light.
Suggestions
1. Consider purchasing a standard Killer Bunny outfit. This consists of Anything with a wing theme (capes are OK) and Bunny luv/Bunny hat/Bani clips/Bani mask.
2. Accesorize if you must, but try to make your clothes at least match.
Please note that we are not a Monty Python Fan Club, but make references to it occasionally... well... a good deal of the time. We are merely a Clan of Killer Bunnies. If you want a Monty Python fan club try the Killer Rabbit Clan.
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Secretary Notes for The Killer Bunny Clan
This is a strictly business journal telling you all about the Killer Bunny Clan. You may post questions on it, and if they are extremely stupid, that is above NORMAL stupidity, you fit in this clan very nicely.
Coming back to clan life. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.